truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you